Paulmighty Events

Why do Events pages suck so fucking much? Why can't we have a nice easy to read fast-loading format with date, venue (Oxford comma), and price? Despair no more party minions, your salavation is arrived at ThePaulmighty's hand-coded super fast events calendar.

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